Lost P-Head Video: Fuck You

This story is from LOLpasta and is way before the sequel to this and is written by Something Or Nothing Else.

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Hi! My name is Dr. Fuckadick! I'm here to tell you a story about how I became a pingas! So it's all started when I was on the computer on a website that has so much furries in it! Then I went to go on YouTube to look up a random P-Head video! And this is where I found this episode! The title of the video was Fuck 5 times and It has a thumbnail of P-Head with long girl hair wearing sunglasses. I clicked on the video and it began with a PBS 1984 Logo showing in the video. however, things were all odd! The p head had a long nose, he also had so many bumps, especially on his eyes! And the split was facing the wrong direction! It was facing sideways! Instead of the text saying PBS it said "FUCK YOU!". A picture of the clip of it will be shown at the end of the story Then the episode cuts to black for 5 minutes! Yeah I was that stupid enough to stare at the screen for 5 minutes! Then everything came back with P-Head, B & S making out with a wall! A LITERAL WALL! Then it suddenly cuts to static for 17 minutes because you know something? Fuck Logic! Then the episode returns with p head high-pitched screaming in a hyper realistic way! He sounds like a ear piercing whistle! Then anaconda by Nicki Minaj suddenly plays for no reason! I wanted to turn off my computer. But the episode kept playing because nobody gives a shit about logic!! B & split were eating each other's faces like gummy bears! Both of their faces ripped off with hyper realistic blood dripping out! Then there was a photo of SpongeBob With Large Tits and he was named "SpongeBoob"! The episode ends with the 1989 PBS logo playing for 17 years because once again, Fuck Logic! I set my computer on fire after the video ended! And I went to bed and had wet dreams repeatedly! I woke up and discovered that I was actually a Nintendo GameCube the whole time! It's been literally 400 years since the incident Because for the last time! Fuck Logic! (I know I keep saying that. Sorry) I bought a new computer and I decide to write the story right now NO U ASSHOLE

The Fucking End!!!!