Lost P-Head Video: P-Heads Dirty Fantasy (The Fuck You Sequel)

This story is from LOLpasta and is written by Something Or Nothing Else.

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Hellloooo! Miss me? If you don't know me, I'm Dr. Fuckadick! You probably know about the experience I had with that one P-Head video a while back! Well, just recently I came across another P-Head video! Possibly made by the same person who made the Fuck You one... About a week ago, I lost my job as a bartender at my local strip club, I was pretty pissed off! I decided to go on the internet to cheer myself up! I decide to go on YouTube because I wanted to find some porn and terrible music videos on there. However someone sent me an email sending me a link to the most strangest video of the entire milkyway! The video was titled "A PBS Parody: P-Heads Dirty Fantasy". With confusion I press play! The video started out with the generic PBS Parody intro, which is kind of surprising because the intro was never shown in the Fuck You episode! not counting what the 1984 PBS logo said in that episode! Then the actual episode started.

P-Head: ahh. What a beautiful day

The episode seemed pretty normal up until that stupid blue head started crying like a damn baby! The crying was so annoying that even B appeared out of nowhere like usual! However in frustration

B: *in g major tone* Holy shit you damn baby! What is your fucking deal!?

P-Head: My Wife divorced me!

B: *in sassy tone* Gee! I wonder why? I don't know if it's because YOU CHEATED ON HER!?

P-Head: Shut up you stupid letter! I'm so sad! I can't stop thinking about my wife naked! I need to go see where her clothes are!

B: Hey idiot! Guess what! SHE DOESN'T HAVE CLOTHES!

P-Head: Still!

B: So what are you going to do? Cum a river? Wah wah wah you big baby!

P-Head: Actually, GREAT IDEA!

P-Head started masturbating without his hands! However, I don't see his penis! So, he must've had a micropenis! I can tell he is masturbating because I can hear him moaning!

B: You know what? Fuck this! This is too weird

B kick P-Head in the nuts so hard that P-Head orgasmed like a fountain! The cum was also so hyper realistic! P-Head moaned in both pain and pleasure at the same time! I started throwing up like that one girl from The Exorcist movie! It was so weird that I ended up growing tits cause Fuck Logic (yep! You saw it coming)!

B: Ewww! Now I have cum all over myself!

B went to go take a shower. Then I saw S making out with P-Heads ex wife Mrs. P-Head! there was also some hyper realistic saliva dripping out of their mouths! Then transition to a text saying "9 months later, Mrs. P-Head gave birth to her newborn child named S-Head"! Then it went to a vandalized version of the Richie Faxx's PBS Parody episode, Windows 7!

P-Head: What a beautiful day B and S

Both B and S: you said it you stupid head!

And like usual, the computer decides to suck them in like its vore!

P-Head: Woah! Where are we

S: Where else do you think you idiot! It's a Windows laptop!!

B: Yeah you slut!

P-Head: Oooh! I like that!

B and S facepalmed so hard that their faces turned blood red!

And as usual they went on Google or something like that! (I forgot! Sorry) instead of printing B and S, it printed something different! It was a picture of P-Head and his wife having sex!

B: WOW! They printed sexy pics of you and your wife P-Head!

Then it goes to the gallery!

S: Woah! There's like a zillion PBS pictures!

What really showed up was a bunch of logo sex

Then they go to the movie maker!

P-Head: Woah! Is some idiot making porno!!??

B: *facepalms again* Yes you idiot! Why won't we press the play button shall we!

P-Head: Good fucking idea!!!!

Then it started playing porn! Tons and tons of porn!

Later

P-Head: Okay! enough with this shit!

* Video stops*

P-Head: let's get the hell out of here! Hey, what the hell are you waiting for you damn idiots!

Then they went to the painting room!

P-Head: Wow! this is shitty piece of paper on the computer!

B: Who gives a damn!

S: Yeah I know right!

P-Head: I'm going to go ahead and draw something that's tasty! It's about to be here right damn now!

Random voice in the background: It's cumming!

And cum it did! It came all over P Head, B and S! They all started throwing up like total idiots!

P-Head: Fuck it! We're out of here now!

As they left the computer, Split randomly appeared out of nowhere!

Split: *in a devilish tone* haha! It was me who came all over those lunatics! ah hahahahaha!!!!

the episode ends with the gang throwing up all over the place as they started making out with the same wall as before! I finally had the chance to go and throw up over my computer screen until it broke! That was much more crazy than the previous P-Head video! then a skeleton popped up out of nowhere and tried to give me a handjob! But instead forced me to suck his bone cock! I broke the skeleton apart like an idiot! And took my dog named Playboy out for a walk! I hope to never find another P-Head video in the near future!

The Fucking End!!! Again!